so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
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he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
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What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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