She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Someone signed my nipple.
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