id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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