Plan B is the new Plan A
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
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You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
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2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
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