...so i touched it.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
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Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
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It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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