Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
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Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
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Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
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