how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
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Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
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Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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