I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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