she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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