watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
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Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
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So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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