For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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