Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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