Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
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i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
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After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
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And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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