Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
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