i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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