In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
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He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
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Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
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