I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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