Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
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any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
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My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
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