Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.

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(209): View more from California

just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?

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(765): View more from Indiana

I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her

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(360): View more from Washington

You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.

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(210): View more from Texas

Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.

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(612): View more from Minnesota

Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE

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(763): View more from Minnesota

How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?

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(817): View more from Texas

My dog and I just went outside to pee together.

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