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just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
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If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
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That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.