Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
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