There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
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You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
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She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.