So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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