How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
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Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
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This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
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