Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
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That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
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I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
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