Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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