My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
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she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
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He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
Randomize