can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
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I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
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Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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