Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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