Three words: puerto rican gang bang
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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