chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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