I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
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