She went from zero to smokin in five shots
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
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