Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
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It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
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My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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