super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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