y did u give ur computer a hand job?
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
Randomize
