im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
Randomize
