my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
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I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
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idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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