So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
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