I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
He shit in the fireplace
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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