How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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