i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
You're like the curious george of whores
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He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
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My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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