Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
