it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
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Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
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I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
It's shark week go big or go home
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
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