do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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