theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
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He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
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Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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