so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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