i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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