are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
