We won't sleep together?
I accidentally had phone sex last night
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
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Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
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He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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