So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
don't judge my taste in strippers
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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