I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
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And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
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I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
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