Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
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