what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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