it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
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