I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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