Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
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It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
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CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
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