Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
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