Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Randomize
