what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
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