I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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