The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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