using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
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And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
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There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
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