Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
this beer tastes like vomit already
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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