i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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